December 2011
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Look at this place. It’s like Hell, or Dallas.
– Hank Hill, “King of the Hill” (via hula121)
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Season 2 of community marathon
I wrote this show off too soon
700 dollars in two days
worked 26 hours in two days. I am exhausted.
In the movie twins
Heather gram is arnold and danny devitos mom
Portal 2
All day
Three 6 mafia
All day
I hate myself for liking squid billies
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I made rent in one day.
I love the busy season.
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Alan rickman will always be hans gruber to me
Not snape
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This cops a dick for laughing at john mcclaine...
Hes joking about taking bets
shitintheircereal:
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made ‘em eat. Then you’re...
Two days off!
exitclov:
I woke up covered in ants
What the holy fuck
Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Lamp broke in my bedroom
Good thing I am batman
On the real tho
So glad kanye is tweeting again.